When a black stork is unable to find a mate, it proceeds to make out with some rocks. This behavioral trait is what makes the black stork an endangered species. And rightly so! Perverts.
awww, c'mere you, I'll find you a pretty black storky girlfriend (or boyfriend) and you can start making more black storks and be a happy black storky family forever
Yeah right, and then they'll just keep popping out more and more hungry beaks until there aren't not enough animals to feed them all, and then they'll turn on us! Right after they eat the last rhino! It'll be like that Hitchcock movie, only the birds will be six times the size! Thanks a lot you horrible, horrible person!